Evil is a point of view

ask-the-linkler:

I just had to

thelow-cal-calzone-zone:

I’m pretty sure this is my favorite quote from this show ever

kelekelo:

every class is art class if you dont care enough

kinda mad that i cant breathe underwater

High-School Teachers: You need to be professional when you go to college. High-School dress-code reflect what COLLEGE classes expect you to wear.
Actual College Student: I know this class is at 5:00 pm, but I'm wearing pajama pants and a tank top.
Actual College Professor: lol same.

pales:

i’ll stop dressing in black when they invent a darker colour

omg if baby oil dissolves condoms what the fuck does it do to babies???
Anonymous

joleebindo:

the-kellin-under-the-vic:

This may be shocking, but babies and condoms are made of different material

it’s like rock paper scissors: baby oil defeats condom, baby defeats baby oil, condom defeats baby

crrabs:

*tries to get eight hours sleep in 3 hours*

missmonroes:

Marilyn Monroe photographed by Milton Greene, 1954

dysfunctunal:

i don’t want you, i want your netflix password

breathe if im your favorite blog

thank you

do a triple backflip if I’m not